Tuesday, December 1, 2009

2 B Franch (& sanksgiveeeen)

welp! it was a thanksgiving miracle!! the assistants got paid on the 26th instead of the 30th. not sure why they decided to deposit the paychecks on a thursday but we didn't spend too long trying to figure that one out. th€ am€rican assistants in franc€ w€r€ grat€ful for many things that day...

in case you're wondering how my thanksgiving was - it was great! my roommates and i were all invited to a friend's apartment about 5 minutes away to celebrate. megan made green beans with slivered almonds, lisa made a pear crumble with ice cream à la mode and i made the cranberry sauce. except i forgot the raisins!! oops, nobody knew. a spanish and a chinese assistant joined us as sacrificial thanksgiving virgins (they're also kinzie's roommates) as well as another american assistant, darcy, and kinzie's mom, grandma and brother who were in town visiting. we had SO MUCH FOOD. it was amazing, especially considering most of the cooking was done at kinzie's and all she had was 2 hot plates, a toaster oven and a microwave to cook with. there was corn bread, vegetarian stuffing, banana bread, creamed corn, lentils with goat cheese, sautéed mushrooms and zucchini, toast points with carmelized onions and brie, steamed carrots with butter, a little chicken and i think more that i've since forgotten due to the food coma i was in. plus, there was tons of beaujolais as this is its peak saison and we had some benedictine as an apéritif. yum and fun! we seriously laughed and joked the whole time (in french and in english since not everyone knew both). kinzie's family was wonderful and made us feel like we were in their own home for a traditional thanksgiving meal. we even went around and said what we were thankful for...awww.

thanksgiving is not one of my favorite holidays for many reasons, especially since i don't eat turkey or like football, but this year made me realize how much i take the day for granted. i really enjoyed my french thanksgiving but i would've given anything to be with my family. here's a picture my dad sent me (this year was at todd and kelley's condo). lovin' that shirt, sam! and how come there ain't more wine in them glasses?! fill 'er up, kath!!

ok, now let's get down to what this post title is referring to: french mannerisms. these are things the sociologist in me has observed. i'm not trying to be mean and i'm not trying to stereotype. all i know is that the french people i've encountered tend to do / be these things more often than other people i've met. americans in france - back me up here!! here goes.
  • tardiness. as lisa likes to say, "the french have a fluid sense of time." it is perfectly acceptable to be late by up to 10 minutes to virtually ANY appointment (maybe not job interviews and surgeries). and the french often are. hey, that works great for me!! except when i get impatient and leave after 5 minutes thinking they're not coming. hop-là!
  • talking to themselves. THEY LOVE to do this. it made me so uncomfortable at first to be in the computer lab with one other person and all of a sudden they start talking in full voice and i'm thinking 1) were they talking to me? 2) what did they just say? 3) how do i respond? and 4) do i care? so to be polite, i kind of just slowly turn and give 'em a closed-mouth smile and then when they keep talking i say something like "oooh." or "c'est vrai?" and feel even more uncomfortable. then they start to slap me across the face and i don't know why! haha no, but really this scenario took place a couple of times before i realized you don't look for an answer to a rhetorical question. so i just let 'em be. lil' cuties.
  • lines. they don't exist in france. seriously, they don't. ok except maybe in a store or a post office where they have little ropes that FORCE you to form a line but other than that, not really. try walking down a school hallway during passing periods! YAH RIGHT! in france, everyone fends for themself and just kind of places their body close to the front of whatever they're trying to get to. it's also something they make fun of the british for: always "queuing".
  • walk of shame. although a fashionable bunch, the french do not find it taboo to wear the same outfit 2 days in a row. depending on what you did on day 1, you might not want to wear your outfit on day 2, but you could, if you were in france. this makes walks of shame a lot less...shameful. not that i know personally!! this habit might also cause one to smell, let's just say, not quite as fresh as they did on day 1. GRAB YOUR BAGUETTES AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
  • along the same lines, the french are a lot more laidback than their american step-cousins. there is no sense of urgency among the french. things get done when they get done, and it doesn't matter who it's inconveniencing or who's paying for it. nothing is so important. this is not surprising in a country that places just as much importance on leisure time as it does work time. they have 5 weeks of vacation every summer, not to mention state holidays and school vacations (if you're a teacher or a student). WOW! i could get used to living in a place like this. BOI-OI-OI-OING!!!!!!!!!
anyone else have any french mannerisms they'd like to add? BE NICE!! after all, i'm like 1/128th french and i might take offense. but once i get my DNA tests for christmas (please, mom and dad?) then i'll know for certain! :]

k, i'm sick of typing. read this, i wrote it yesterday:

for better or for worse, european style is starting to have an effect on me. i've taken a fashion cue from amy winehouse a certain colorful british celebrity and bought me some pink ballet slippers to wear as...shoes. i know, i know - slippers AS SHOES?!?! you must be wondering if i've gone totally bonkers. well, that's for you to decide!

à votre santé! *Lauryn

ahhh p.s. i taught my 3è and 4è euro the cha cha slide today. they LOVED it!!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A++++++++

she do it again!

if you like the song, watch the video. c'est vraiment géniale!! oooo, except i hate that woof woof lady gaga! GET OUTTA HERE GOOGOO GAGA!

Beyoncé ft. Lady Gaga - Video Phone



Monday, November 23, 2009

fotoz 4 u

hey kittens, i finally got my photos up on picasa! flickr didn't work out in the end. anywho, here's the link. and, oh hell, let me embed this little what-have-you that they gave me, too. ok great.

ENGLAND & FRANCE
i apologize that they are NOT in chronological order but eventually i will rearrange them and add some silly captions. BABY STEPS, BABY STEPS. maybe i'll even add some of the pics that nicole took, if she don't mind? in the meantime, if you have any questions about the photos, just leave a comment or email me! i plan on putting the new photos up on facebook once it will let me...*(#&$!@)^% that photo uploader tool!!

Monday, November 16, 2009

azúcar!

oh yah, i found this sweet video today of a song i love and wanted to share it witcha.

below is celia cruz's version. at first, i thought she was a crazy, old, eccentric cuban lady who sometimes appeared on sesame street that robert and i used to make fun of (see why). maaan, was i wrong! she da queen of salsa!!

Celia Cruz - Pa'la Paloma


lil' shortie

today i'm sick. BLAAAH! yesterday, too, but i couldn't go to the pharmacy because almost EVERYTHING is closed on sundays or closes before i venture out into the world. i almost never get sick *knocks on wood*. i think it's just a head cold, ya know, sore throat, nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezy, etc. but yesterday i had a little chest pain and today i feel a bit achy, warm and tired because i didn't sleep well last night. it's kinda hard to breathe through a stuffy nose and a sore throat, ya know? don't worry, though - i went to the pharmacy FIRST THING this morning and they gave me an armful of sprays, drops, tablets, lozenges and other goodies. i'm starting to feel a little better already and my appetite is back. finna heat some of these bad mothers up for lunch:

they're called 'pommes duchesse' and i got them from the frozen food store, picard. yes, there is a store here for JUST frozen foods. i love it! they taste like french fries on the outside and mashed potatoes on the inside. oh my YUM! gonna have some soup, too.

on friday, my roommate megan was kind enough to offer me an extra ticket to a viewing of tod browning's 'dracula' that she was taking some of her english students to see. the film was shown at a performance theatre as part of normandy's music, dance and theatre festival in autumn. they played the movie in its original english form but the theatre had also set up 2 monitors on either side of the stage which displayed the french subtitles so the rest of the audience could follow along. THEN, they had a small musical ensemble on stage who played the original score of the movie live throughout the whole thing. it was really cool! the movie was good, but in terms of classic horror films, i think the 1931 'frankenstein' is still my favorite. i was even the bride of frankenstein for halloween in 8th grade and won a prize in the costume contest at school...c'mon, let me have something!

thanks(?) to the private lessons i've been giving each week, i was able to join a gym here (sorry, eliot!). it's right by my apt. and has exercise and weight machines, free classes, a pool, a jacuzzi, a sauna, a steam room, a tanning bed (extra) and really killer techno beats playing during operation hours (freeeee!). so far i've only gone once (my membership started yesterday!) but i hope to get my butt over to the gym as much as my schedule will allow. i think it's going to be a good way to quit smoking and to balance all the delicious food i've been shamelessly enjoying! also, i think it'll be a good stress reliever because we all know how stressed out i was before leaving. it's definitely not as good as depaul's gym but it ain't bad! each week i'll post a photo of my abs to show you my progress. except that i'm busy this week. and i think i'm going to be busy next week, too. probably the week after that as well...

welp, c'est tout pour aujourd'hui. à la prochaine fois! -Lauryn

better days.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

lundi maniaque

COUCOOUUU! my boots came today!! this is AWESOME news and not just because it's nice to get new things or to receive packages. i've wanted these boots for a long time and waited an even longer time to get them due to some paypal confusion. EH! it's even more awesome-r because it rains kind of a LOT in rouen - did i happen to mention that already? - especially these days as the rainy season has seem to set in. imagine walking on uneven cobblestone sidewalks and streets in ballet flats or taking the shortcut through the park and being forced to make a choice every other day: walk through a giant puddle or walk in the mud. being in wet shoes is SO UNCOMFORTABLE...besides, it means death for your chaussures. and when it's pouring rain? just forget about it!! UNLESS YOU GOT ON THESE BAD BOYS:


yep, those are them. all the way from Scotland. the color is merloooooot. they're good for cold weather, too. i haven't tried 'em out yet but i can't wait to! i sort of hope it rains tomorrow...

there was a request from my dad an avid reader to know more about my day-to-day routine. since the only routine i have takes place more or less during the week, i thought i'd give you my class schedule + some details. 
monday through wednesday i teach next door at collège fontenelle.  
monday afternoons, i hold meetings for a stupid (pardon my FRENCH!) english club. then i have lesson planning with one of my profs référentes. mondays = fun days. so much fun.
tuesdays starting at 8h00, i teach 8th grade, then 9th grade, have a little break (some coffee, ya know, whatevah!!), then 7th grade - lunch, english club again?! - and end the day with 9th grade finishing at 15h20.
my day starts at 9h00 on wednesdays. i teach 7th grade, have a break, and then 9th grade accelerated english until 12h00. after that, i give 4 hours of private english lessons. i yi yi!! *there is no school on wednesday afternoons for most of france.*
thursdays and fridays i'm at collège jean de la varende in mont-saint-aignan, a well-to-do agglomeration of rouen about 30-45 mins. away by bus. i start at 13h15 with 9th grade, then i have a break, and then teach 8th grade followed by ANOTHER ENGLISH CLUB! that i have yet to start holding meetings for. i was told it would start on the 11th of nov.
fridays i begin bright and early at 8h00 with the 9th graders, followed by a 6th grade class which I LOVE because they're so innocent, cute and hilarious! and then i end the day with 7th grade at 11h10.
i don't teach on saturday although most schools do have classes. saturdays are different every weekend and sunday almost always involves a trip to the marché at place saint-marc for fresh fruit and vegetables for the week. everything else in france is pretty much closed on sundays.

other things: i realized blogspot is not the best vehicle with which to share pictures so i'm in the process (it takes me FOREVER to do anything!! gimme MORE TIME!) of setting up a new flickr account. that way, i can share photos with those who do not have a facebook account. i don't want to post all my pics on FB, anyway. so stay tuned for that! that's gonna be fun, huh? haha i know vacation/travel pics are boring but i feel as if i should put them up just in case folks are interested. so, they'll be there if you feel like perusing.

also, if anyone is interested in writing to me (or if you want to send me an email), contact me at: kardatzke.lauryn@gmail.com and i'll send you my mailing address. can't be posting my full name AND my address on the web! the last thing i need is lindsay lohan at my door!!!!!!!

i love letters!

alright, kids. that's about it for now. hope you're enjoying the blog thus far. feel free to leave comments or send emails if there's something i'm leaving out that you'd like to see or hear about!
cheers,
 Lauryn & flat eric

FRENCH FACT O' THE BLOG POST: french decks of cards don't have an ace but rather a '1' card, which plays the same role. makes sense, right? kings are rois, queens are dames, jacks are valets and the suits are coeurs ♥, carreaux ♦, trefles ♣ and piques ♠. i won a deck of cards at a HypraBlindtest Spécial at a bar this past saturday. a HypraBlindtest Spécial is, i think, basically a guessing game. this particular guessing game was top 50 hits from the 90's. it was fun! we didn't know a lot of the songs but we knew some and megan, kaylee and i all got prizes each round! we had A LITTLE help winning, though...

and p.s. did you know you can STOP the music that plays when my page loads? i placed a music console with a 'pause' button directly below the polaroid photo at the top of the page.